User blog:Kasarn/Sacramental Wine Testing

Crossposting from the Earthen Order forum because they didn't seem to have much interest in it. This was just something silly I wrote up for the Earthen Order because brown is always complaining about how everyone thinks they're so serious or whatever.

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In a large, disused hall on Lhasa, many casks of wines, juices and other beverages from all over Skytopia were being set up. As the last of the casks were placed along the walls, a small creamy rabbit climbed up onto a table and made an announcement to anybody who turned up early.

"As you know, Skytopia's wineries have finished shipping another batch of wines and others drinks for the Order to use."

"Being for the most important of sacraments, these precious fluids need to be rigorously testing before being used in the service of Magnus. Therefore, we need faithful souls to participate in the Order's *coughunofficialcough* taste test. So grab a glass and put these drinks through their paces!"

Throwing her hands in the air to signify the end of her speech, the rabbit slid down off the table, aided by one of the other volunteers.

Throughout the room, a few Orderites stand ready to assist anybody who becomes too faithful.