User:ThornealMagnus/Wedding

Today at 1710 PDT the first Skyrates Marriage occurred between the great ace Thorne of the the Crimson Armada and Rachael Lionheart. The wedding occurred on Lhasa and was presided over by the great Admiral Fuseli. The following is the radio transrcipts of the wedding.

Thorne: I wonder if I start proposing to the women of skytopia the diamond supply will hurry up and decrease on Grotto and give the rest of us a shot somewhere else. phil: i usually call those things "bachelor chow," ell. fierydemise: btilliant throne Thorne: *ahem* Rachael... I know we just met, but I feel like I've known you my whole life... um.. would you marry me? Rachael Lionheart: what? diamonds? where? TEH SHINEY! Ellington: ah, right. that. Rachael Lionheart: *swoon* yes ! phil: although bachelor chow also refers to a specific mix Thorne: *buys ring at local store* Thorne: *shows ring full of diamonds* Ellington: awwwww Thorne: *shows cargo hold full of diamonds* Thorne: Smile phil: of roasted red pepper hummus and tuna Rachael Lionheart: is this one of those 15 minute relationships? phil: ideally, covered with pepperjack cheese, toasted, on a bagel Rachael Lionheart: soo... is there a Skytopian equivalant to Vegas? Thorne: I dunno, actually I'll keep buying you diamonds until the supply runs out at Grotto, then we'll have to renegotiate the relationship Rachael Lionheart: where we can go get married thorne? phil: hm... i think leng has a chapel? Thorne: Leng has a lake Thorne: a nice lake Iceman: hey phil Thorne: you mean Lhasa Ellington: whats a good term for Thorne, diamond merchant, abusing the institution of marrige to manipulate the diamond supply? Thorne: I think Rachael Lionheart: what about VEGAS?! Thorne: Entrepeneur! Thorne: Smile phil: no it's lhasa i'm thinking of phil: yeah Rachael Lionheart: Lhasa is a nice name Thorne: Lhasa is the New Vegas Iceman: sent you a PM Rachael Lionheart: how far is it hun? Thorne: hmm.. very far for you Iceman: got myself messed up out on Olio Thorne: maybe Fuseli is better, the Admiral can marry us Rachael Lionheart: can you come pick me up? Rachael Lionheart: Fuseli? Rachael Lionheart: who is that? Thorne: Yup! You've got to go there to turn Red anyway. Thorne: it's a ship and a person Rachael Lionheart: uhh ok? Ellington: hey, i can be on fuseli (the ship) in time for the wedding! Thorne: well the ship's name is Crimson Dawn, but his name is Admiral Fuseli phil: lemme know when you land, rachael, i can teleport you and thorne to lhasa for 5 minutes so you can get hitched Smile Thorne: Sweet! Rachael Lionheart: i just landed at jordan Phil phil: thorne, what's your status? fierydemise: wow this is funny Rachael Lionheart: wait... is it Automagical Teleportation? Thorne: gimme 6 mins or so Veruca Nutkin: What are you people doing? Rachael Lionheart: when we land, are stuck in a Database you can play with or something? phil: ok, rachael, if you want to get married at lhasa, don't take off for a while Thorne: we're both gonna teleport to Lhasa Thorne: but I gotta land in 5 mins Rachael Lionheart: what about the Admiral? Thorne: hmm... he can come to the church, I suppose Thorne: or would you rather marry on Fuseli? Thorne: er.. the Crimson Dawn? phil: thorne, i'd think twice... there seems to be another man! Rachael Lionheart: and do you think we can do something about this flight jacket, maybe a gown would be nice? Rachael Lionheart: i meant the skyland silly! Thorne: gotta talk to phil there... Smile Rachael Lionheart: phillip? phil: whawha? Rachael Lionheart: can I have a gown? phil: oh, gown? Ellington: is there going to be a ceremonial dogfight between the bride and groom? Thorne: lil quick artistry? lol phil: um, i don't think we have any art for that handy phil: and if we did, unfortunately, i don't know how to upload it quickly and safely Rachael Lionheart: do you think you could make it as a gag, maybe? Give me a gown, and Thorne a red uniform since thats the army or navy or something Ellington: Image Thorne: we gotta have take pictures Smile Thorne: woah Iceman: hey phil, can I intrude on your matchmaking for a moment Thorne: what's that phil: i'll see if i can talk to the photographer... phil: yeah phil: what's up ice Rachael Lionheart: well, what do you say Thorne, wait for the art? Ellington: ok, too long of a link, sorry. its a hello kitty wedding gown Iceman: I screwed up and lost range on Olio and can't get off anymore phil: ok fierydemise: I can photochop something together if y'all want Rachael Lionheart: nah, well wait for phil Iceman: I'm about 80 km short of Goldenrod phil: i've tried to fix that by increasing range before phil: without luck phil: i'll just put you on goldenrod then Iceman: Chuck was right, you are the shizzle! phil: we gotta fix that stupid bug phil: or any bug, for that matter Rachael Lionheart: Thorne, are you there hun? Thorne: http:[/b]//bulgar.no-ip.info/downloads/snimki/wall/red%20rose%20001.jpg Thorne: I got you a rose! phil: ice, i see you flying right now, are you on a hunt? Thorne: I'm done Thorne: landed Thorne: I mean phil: ok Rachael Lionheart: hang on phil Ellington: wow, the great red pilot thorne, getting married Iceman: yeah, I figured I'd kill stuff until I found a dev Rachael Lionheart: hey Thorne, do you think we should wait until phil can upload the art for us? phil: ok, i can forcibly terminate it if you want phil: art will take a little bit Iceman: whatever you can do Thorne: eh, I don't think he'll be able to Smile Rachael Lionheart: well, he says he can Thorne: teleportation is easy phil: oh, right, you won't see anything in game anytime soon Veruca Nutkin: Marcus Cunningham draws furries Thorne: new art is not Veruca Nutkin: I bet h'd be willing to do a dress for you phil: and if i was working on that... i'd feel bad for all the good people who are going nuts without their daily stats Thorne: yar! Rachael Lionheart: hmmm ok, five minutes at leng in my flight clothes if I must phil: that's my actual top skyrates priority phil: haha Thorne: sooo, should I start fighting or am I getting teleported to Lhasa? phil: that's the spirit of a lhasa in-n-out nuptual phil: teleporting phil: but ice first phil: he's actually trying to pay phil: plya phil: i can type Rachael Lionheart: hey Veruca, do you think you could get whats his name to draw a picture of thorne in his uniform and me in a gown for the forums? Rachael Lionheart: what animal are you throrne? phil: ice, refresh please phil: let's see if that went ok Iceman: ahh, okay Veruca Nutkin: He;s in Texas now Veruca Nutkin: But you can ask when he gets back Leofrin: Marcus Cunningham is the name. I'd expect him to be back around Tuesday or Wednesday. fierydemise: I'll try a photoshop job Iceman: I'm on Olio phil: ok, lemme double-check Rachael Lionheart: ok, though i would rather if you drew something phil: sorry ice, try again Iceman: no worries, refreshing now Iceman: suhweet! Ellington: ahhh... my last hour in a log.... so sad Iceman: we have landed at Goldenrod, I'll try not to do that one again Rachael Lionheart: Thorne? Thorne: yup? Admiral Fuseli: Did I hear something about a hitchin'? Thorne: woah Thorne: impressive Ellington: heh Thorne: *salutes* phil: refresh Thorne: Yessir, I got the diamonds straight from Grotto through Lhasa. Rachael Lionheart: wow! Rachael Lionheart: the Admiral! Admiral Fuseli: At ease, pilot Iceman: thanks a bunch, phil! phil: np Thorne: *relaxes* Ellington: and i thought my first day was exciitng Veruca Nutkin: Do you need witnesses? phil: i'm probably not teleporting all of us there Smile phil: we'll just tune in on the radio Veruca Nutkin: Well, we can witness over the radio? Rachael Lionheart: hey! its a chappel! Thorne: lol I wish I could zoom into the lil church Smile Fenriq: did I hear a rumor about a machine gun wedding? Admiral Fuseli: Thorne, may I have the ring? Thorne: it's gotta be a great view from the church door Thorne: *passes Admiral Fuseli the ring* Admiral Fuseli: (wow. 2.5 carats) Admiral Fuseli: *wonders how Thorne afforded such a nice ring* Ellington: Racael wins the award for fastest time to lahasa Thorne: She'll buy ya a Bolo Admiral Fuseli: Ok. Thorne, do you take Rachael? Thorne: Yes, I do! Admiral Fuseli: Rachael, do you take Thorne? Rachael Lionheart: I DO! Thorne: *blushes* Admiral Fuseli: Then i pronounce you man and wife Admiral Fuseli: *organ music* Thorne: Woohoo! *throws rice* Ellington: yay! Admiral Fuseli: oh, yeah, don't forget to kiss 'er Thorne: *kisses Rachael* Rachael Lionheart: *kiss!* Phixional Ninja: *throws rice at radio* Fenriq: throws puffed rice and laments just a little bit because I missed the bachelor party Ellington: *tear* fierydemise: Congrats Thorne and Rachel Veruca Nutkin: If I had rice in the hold, I'd throw it Firefox: O.o wow... thorne got hitched? phil: haha fierydemise: yup Firefox: i came in at a wierd time... Thorne: I think Rachael should toss a bouquet phil: well done you crazy kids Thorne: Smile blitzkreig: ya i'm with you firefox Fenriq: all I've got in my hold are hammers, should I toss some of those? Rachael Lionheart: *tosses bouquet to the wind* Thorne: Welcome Firefox! fierydemise: you did niles phil: haha Thorne: It's a joyous day! Leofrin: Well, Thorne and Rachael just got married on Lhasa, and all I have is popcorn, and my three lovely crewmates. Sox: Was that the first ever Skytopia wedding? Rachael Lionheart: wheres the plane, honey? fierydemise: I think so Phixional Ninja: i think you need to go kill some pirates in celebration thorne Sox: A momentous occasion. Rachael Lionheart: thank you all for coming! phil: (and probably refresh too) Thorne: The planes right here... it's big and spacious Cuda! Firefox: O.o wow... Thorne: The White Rose is only slightly less beautiful than you! Rachael Lionheart: oooo *kisses again* Fenriq: might go a little slower now since we tied on a dozen kegs and soaped up your windows Ellington: may your marrige last longer than the flight from kadath to alpha 1 Firefox: O.o;;; phil: haha Firefox: *reads through radio* I MISSED THE ADMIRAL?! Firefox: damnit... Thorne: hey mr. teleporter... I'm thinking a 5 min honeymoon on the beaches of Grottopolis would be in order... just time enough to grab some diamonds! Rachael Lionheart: *squee!* fierydemise: nice thorne phil: oh wow, that's almost a little greedy Thorne: Smile I had to try Rachael Lionheart: oh come on phil, just one? Thorne: nah, I'm good, I was just kidding. Wink phil: ok, you each get one diamond then Rachael Lionheart: wedding gift? phil: er... crate of phil: gimme a sec, this will take me a bit Rachael Lionheart: ok, should I refresh? Thorne: I"m good, my cargo hold is full so it might create a problem blitzkreig: can i have one too as a witness... phil: no problem from here Thorne: ok Phixional Ninja: know what time it is? its ice cream time Rachael Lionheart: hey, we should name our planes to represent this Phixional Ninja: peace, all Ellington: thorne your new wife may be more mercenary than you are Smile Phixional Ninja: and congrats you two Thorne: Is that so? Rachael Lionheart: what does that mean? Thorne: What would you like me to name my plane? Rachael Lionheart: i dont know, im trying to come up with something? Thorne: thanks phix! Ellington: thorne loves Rachael! Rachael Lionheart: <3Thorne<3 Firefox: *throws rice* congrats thorne, will you please introduce me to the lady? phil: ok, refresh Rachael Lionheart: ok phil: *hopes those diamonds don't turn out to be like a bajillion dollars* Rachael Lionheart: refreshed! phil: though of course you'd never think about selling your wedding diamonds... Fenriq: congrats to Thorne and Rachael as well Thorne: of course not! (and it's only worth 4k) Ellington: they can use em to pay for the honeymoon phil: ok phil: well, that was adorable, i'm going back to work. heh. fierydemise: that was pretty good fierydemise: congrats again Rachael Lionheart: yay! Rachael Lionheart: thanks Thorne: yeah that was fun.. we had a chapel and everything Thorne: and admiral fuseli came Thorne: thanks phil phil: np Rachael Lionheart: thanks so much! *kisses phil on cheek* Ellington: rachaels second landing spot was lahasa. very impressive Thorne: now Rachael needs to get back on track getting her next plane. Smile fierydemise: So whos going to write the skybrary entry for this one? Rachael Lionheart: yeah yeah! Firefox: i suppose I could phil: someone should select all and copy/paste the log Firefox: i rushed in the chappel door in time to see thorne give the ring to her Theodora Bayer: I have Lhasa on extreme closup fierydemise: I think I've been on for this whole thinI'll do that Theodora Bayer: in hopes of seeing you take off fierydemise: I'll copy and pate everything phil: ok, thanks, glad i don't need to Firefox: I have most of it, but i dont have the beginning throne Rachael Lionheart: thanks for coming everyone! fierydemise: I have it all Rachael Lionheart: yay! Rachael Lionheart: its recorded! Ellington: you kids be good to each other! dont go to bed mad! Rachael Lionheart: hey Thorne, you still around? Firefox: hey fireydemise, you gonna post it in the forums? horne: yar, I had combat! but I'm back now Rachael Lionheart: hey, any idea what to name our planes? Thorne: no idea Smile fierydemise: got it all seven pages Thorne: You will be changing planes a lot, I imagine a lot of new names will pop up. Rachael Lionheart: how about Two Roses One and Two? Thorne: that sounds good to me. Smile Rachael Lionheart: youre one, im two Thorne: so "Rose I" and "Rose II?" Silbakor: damn, i missed the wedding! Rachael Lionheart: ok that will work Ellington: it was beautiful Rachael Lionheart: or white rose one and two Ellington: thorne can be red rose, Rachael can be white rose Rachael Lionheart: that would be nice Thorne: Smile My ship is white, which is why she's the White Rose, so Rachael could be the Red Rose. Red is the beautiful color of our faction Thorne: and I already have a good companion name for when I get the Inger Thorne: Smile Sox: If you two divorce does she get half your plane? Thorne: I guess prolly yeah Rachael Lionheart: whats the companion name? Rachael Lionheart: for ingersolls Thorne: I can't tell you until we have faction chat Thorne: Smile Thorne: too many people! Firefox: oh dear... you get off of skyrates for a few minutes and look what happens Firefox: the admiral comes, Thorne gets married Firefox: sheesh Firefox: well, im off again Thorne: bye Firefox! Thorne: thanks for catching the end of the ceremony x: yours* Thorne: Rachael, meet Senator Firefox of the Red Empire. Rachael Lionheart: Oh, a Senator?! wow! Nice to meet you Mr. Firefox Firefox: Nice to meet you too! Thorne: Senator Akumayo is another senator, and phil was once a red senator. Vincent Cornwallis Tylor: Ha-rumph! Rachael Lionheart: oh cool! Vincent Cornwallis Tylor: Wots all this then? Thorne: and that's Vincent! Thorne: Smile Rachael Lionheart: so their our leaders? Thorne: uh.... Rachael Lionheart: Vincent Cornwallis Tylor Thorne: not exactly Rachael Lionheart: cool! Ellington: thorne is a newlywed! Thorne: Smile Firefox: yeah, i caught the end of the cerimoney Vincent Cornwallis Tylor: What, like WoW Shaman marriage? Thorne: Admiral Fuseli was here Thorne: he married us Rachael Lionheart: he was so nice to fly out to Lhasa for the cerimony Firefox: haha Firefox: well it was good to meet you Mrs. Rachael Thorne Firefox: im off! Firefox: be good you two! hael Lionheart: thanks Foxxy! Rachael Lionheart: the chappel on Lhasa if you must know Thorne: technically I don't have a last name, so I could take Lionheart.. or maybe Ferretheart Rachael Lionheart: i suppose Rachael Lionheart: so thats why he called me Rachel Thorne Rachael Lionheart: i guess i have to join red now Thorne: lol Thorne: I'd say Smile Rachael Lionheart: haha, i was going to anyway Fenriq: We Thorne: good, good! Fenriq: will be glad to have you Fenriq: err, metaphorically speaking, of course Thorne: heya Fenriq Rachael Lionheart: thank you Mr. Fenriq Fenriq: congrats, Thorne Fenriq: and congrats Rachael Thorne: thanks, I kinda got married while you were gone Rachael Lionheart: Thanks! Ellington: time for cake! Fenriq: nah, I saw it but had to clean up a hge stinking mess downstairs Rachael Lionheart: cake! we need cake! Thorne: *smooshes cake into his own face* mmm... Rachael Lionheart: hey! thats my job! Thorne: lol Thorne: *smooshes cake into Rachael's face* Rachael Lionheart: *smashes cake all over thorne's face* Rachael Lionheart: heh heh Thorne: 8P Rachael Lionheart: haha Firefox: hey, i almost forgot thorne, I picked this up on my way through tehras Thorne: it'd better not be herpes... you know those girls on Tehras Firefox: *hands a dove to Rachael and Thorne* Thorne: ah, very nice! Firefox: may it always keep you both safe! Ellington: todays combat lesson: a cetacea way, way outgunns a crap Firefox: its made out of skystone, covered with silver Fenriq: is it a vorpal dove? because those are excellent protection Thorne: Vorpal doves are great Rachael Lionheart: thanks Firefox! *hugs* Thorne: still, I could train him Thorne: if he's not Firefox: its a pin, sorry Firefox: forgot to say that Fenriq: I ran out and got you a pair of his and hers Thompson submachine guns, I hope you like them! Rachael Lionheart: >.> Fenriq: they're chromed! Rachael Lionheart: ok then Thorne: 0_o Niiiiiiice *straps one to the front of his plane* Firefox: *dings wine glass* Thorne: Cuda needed a good front arc Rachael Lionheart: i guess, i could dothat Thorne: More guns can't hurt, love. Thorne: especially on a crap Firefox: I propose a toast to the Bride and Groom! May they be happy, and not get into a dogfight and shoot eachother down! Rachael Lionheart: That... almost brought a tear to my eye Firefox: haha youre welcome Thorne: *toasts and drinks* Fenriq: shalom! Rachael Lionheart: *toasts and drinks* Thorne: bring out the O'Doyles! Firefox: *drinks* fierydemise: mazel tov Firefox: *hands bottle to Thorne* here you go mate Firefox: its a nice vintage 03 Rachael Lionheart: a what? Thorne: *pops open a bottle of Nippenbrau and sips contentedly* Thorne: *passes Rachael the bottle* Just try, it's rather intoxicating.... and good. Firefox: Nippenbrau, secret recipie of the O' Doyle Family Rachael Lionheart: if you insist *sips* Ellington: hey firefox, want to start a pool on how many kids they have? Thorne: Basically, it's catnip soaked in grog for a certain period of time, filted, strained, and then aged according to the O'Doyle family recipe... nobody makes it quite like the O'Doyles. Firefox: Nippenbrau- A catnip and grog blender that has hallucinogenic as well as intoxicating side effects. The brain child (and family recipe) of the famous Skip O'Doyle. Rachael Lionheart: wow, that is quite... woo a bit tipsie now... quite good though fierydemise: thread posted Silbakor: AAARGH Silbakor: sigh Fenriq: it'll make you purrrrrr Thorne: goes to read thread Thorne: er Silbakor: 2 bismarks = just a bit too much Thorne: *steals back "*" and then goes to read thread* Fenriq: Arrrr Rachael Lionheart: awe... *hic* Rachael Lionheart: it was only a little sip, dear, let me have a bit more! Thorne: *passes the bottle back as he skims the forum* It's really not that str.. *hic*... ong. Rachael Lionheart: *combat* peels off in an awkward zigzag* Rachael Lionheart: yay *sip* ahhhh Firefox: consider that your other wedding gift Thorne, i knew you would want some