Grooze

A highly potent alcoholic beverage invented by a pilot codenamed Yellow 13, Grooze is not to be trifled with. It is only advisable to drink Grooze from solid gold as it corrodes most known substances. Grooze is certain to cause immediate coma.

According to Sluor's professional opinion, Grooze may cause additional side effects of nausea, vomiting, feelings of inadequacy, delusions of adequacy, a temporary lack of motor and temporal awareness and/or death. (Possible causes of death include explosions and broken glass)

Warning! Effects of Grooze when combined with unobtainium are unknown (But delicious.)