By: Hans 'Firefox' Raginhart
Music: Traditional Sea Shanty
What do you do with a Drunken Skyrate?
What do you do with a Drunken Skyrate?
What do you do with a Drunken Skyrate?
Early in the mornin'.
Make him fly in a C-R-4-P.
Make him fly in a C-R-4-P.
Make him fly in a C-R-4-P.
Early in the mornin'.
Chorus:
Whey hey, and down he goes.
Whey hey, and down he goes.
Whey hey, and down he goes.
Early in the mornin'.
Force feed him snowcones till hes frostbit.
Toss him in the drink until hes sober.
Fly around in circles and make him lose it.
Trade him in port for a crate of catnip.
Put him with the engine and feed him oil.
Put him on a Mac until he bugs out.
Tie him to a rope and drag him a-long.
Use 'im to patch holes in your airplane.
Feed him grog until hes out cold.
Send him to Tortuga in a Junker.
Put him in the hold until hes sober.
Thats what we do with a drunken Skyrate.
Thats what we do with a drunken Skyrate.
Thats what we do with a drunken Skyrate.
Early in the mornin'.